When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom
I want this.
From a 1920’s stereoview card series titled “The goblins will get you if you don’t watch out.” (Source & More Images)
Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
Ohhhh sweet Lord Voldemort…
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Working in customer service
The even worse thing is that when I worked for city gov’t in high school, people acted exactly like this. Like sometimes it was word for word.
The citizens of Pawnee are not satire, they are a mirror held up to poor gov’t employees.